Another Helpful Hint

If you're pouring a drink, always check to make sure the glass is right-side-up.

My input on the Ruthless_KK incident...

First off, the EA admins have got to be drunk. The equation h(p)+n=admin (in which h stands for maker of houses, p stands for prettiness. and n stands for general niceness) doesn't seem to hold up here.

And as for her using Mare's to patrol the forums... well, for starters, while a devoted simmer, she's also a mother and has a life to live. And she's rarely out of the Creative Corner, which, obviously, doesn't see quite as many troublemakers as our dear General Section.

While using a "gossip blog" (my apologies for using that term, Mare) isn't really the best idea if you plan on keeping a reputation high and mighty, she can't devote all her time to checking the forums. I'm not pleased with the situation, but I'm not planning on cussing her out any time soon, either.

BUT SHE HATES THE MARE?
OOH IM'A GET HER IM'A GET HER

Socks

are awesome.

That is all, dweeb.

It'd be nice to remember this later in life...

If you have a sudden urge to vomit, and you think you see a spider, don't turn your head to avoid it. One, vomit will be all over the place, and two, the spider will be a piece of fuzz.

Flu Season Affects Us All.

So it's flu season, and it's really affecting our family.

I got it.
Then my mom got it.
Then my sister got it.
Then my dad got some of it.
Then my cat got it.
Then my other cat got it.

Cat sneezes are funny things, though... they just go like "choo!" And you're like "aww did my poor wittle baby just make a wittle sneezie?" and they're all "Dude, fudge off."

Quote of the Day

Neighboorhood Girl: What's the song, it goes, uh... "Ra ra ah ah ah, roma roma-ah, gaga ooh-la-la..." I think it's called "Roma roma-la."
Sister: IT'S CALLED BAD ROMANCE.
Neighboorhood Girl: Oh right, that song...

Quick favor...

Could you guys join this random, totally off-topic forum?

randomhotel.roflforum.net

My parents say I can't have it (they won't let me have a MySpace until I'm seventy, by the looks of it xD) and want me to delete it. OVER MY DEAD BODY. I'm only going to shamelessly advertise it more.

So... join and post, please?

Dolphinz's List Of The Epicest Words EVAR

10. PANDAS. They're cute, right?
9. MMMMMMMMMMM. The sound you make when you eat waffles.
8. OOHEMGEE. Well, when you string it together like that...
7. ANTIQUATED. One of the only words I know with a Q in the middle, and it's just fun to say.
6. WEIRDO. Fun to say and be!
5. KONICHIWA. It's Japanese. Who doesn't love it? (Idiots.)
4. SIMMY. You use it to say something is very sim-like. (My sister's attitude is very simmy.)
3. AWESOMESAUCE. 'Nuff said.
2. EGREGIOUS. I don't honestly know why I like this, I just do.
1. EPIC. Because it's just epic.

The New Pages!

So it would appear EA can actually do something right for a change. Four months of Liam the Nerd is a bit tool long to wait tho, dont'cha think?

In the extremely small case anyone's interested, here's mine.

Been a long time, hasn't it?

So I've been a little too busy lazy to update for a while. There are so many things I'm excited about - and upset about too.

I have put it out there I'm a member of a military family, right? Well there, I just did that again for you. We've lived in the same place for nine years, a sizable amount for ANY military family. My dad's thinking of retiring next year, so big move may come up very soon.

High school plannage. There's this one I want to get into so-very-incredibly bad. It's a private school, though, and it costs 12K. PER YEAR. AVERAGE. So the only way I could get it is a scholarship. And it can be done (as proved last year) but only with extreme dedication. Should I go for it or simply fallback on my backup school?

College. Not for me, but my parents. Both of them have had half-finished college degrees, and they're strongly considering going back. Only issue is, neither of them know what they want. So you can decide. "...No." I'll give you a cookeh. "...Fine..."

My sister's thinking she's eighteen, not eight like she is. Have you SEEN some of the poses she'll strike randomly and things she'll say to prove her point? Oh wait, no you can't, unless you're a stalker.

Finally, my recent diagnosis with ADHD has made my family start going crazy over what to do about my life. Medications, special education plans... I'm the same person NOW than I was TWO WEEKS AGO, 'k? An official diagnosis doesn't change who I am.

Oh yeah, and I'm finding the Sims forums quite boring. If I ever became a mod, I'd ban the Gurus. Oh who am I kidding, they'd ban me while they were banned.

~Dolphinz