4.30.2011

A WILD DOLPHINZ APPEARS

tralala i'm bored today
what can i do
okay so let's just see what bumnuggetry is occuring on the sims 3 forum.

/types in url
TYPETTY TYPETTY TYPE

/lets forum load for five hours

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

...In other news, I may be buying TS2 this weekend. Yes, it won't be the same, you know, at all, but hey, at least I'll be able to call myself a simmer again. Right? And I won't have to wait for any new expansion packs, I'm happy with having Pets ans Seasons right there at my disposal. Anyone here on TS2 forums? Maybe that stuff won't be as cruddy.

Let's just hope.

4.28.2011

TEH EBILS

A few examples of why people, as a whole, suck lollipops.

1) I had a brush, some people took it and stuck it in the toilet.
2) Some people *glares at buck-toothed donkey girl* like holding my every slip-up against me.
3) I buy a bracelet, it falls off my wrist, and when I find it three minutes later, somebody has cut it up.
4) I buy two rubber ducks with cool amazing seizure-inducing lights in them, and my sister takes then to school and brings them back deflated and the lights broken.
5) I say something, and then not five feet away from them can hear the girls laughing about how I said that. Loser girl has ears, yanno.
6) While talking to someone, you hear them say under their breath, "Please shut up now..."

Okay, so hate is when you apparently want to inflict pain on people, you wish them badly. Oh, I don't wish them badly. No, all I wish for is for them to get on a huge bus driving off on Mount Everest into the Marinas Trench with the entire zone being riddled with mines. It would be all over in a second... *mwhahahahahahahahah- cough coughity*

4.27.2011

My sudden absence EXPLAINED

Alright, so you know these phases that all people go through? Certain obsessions that people grow out of? The Sims 3 forum was one of them. Don't get me wrong,Ii loved chatting and all, but once my game fried the computer's hard drive and I couldn't play it without a bazillion crashes (I mean the game would crash my whole computer) my love for the forum weaned. Sure, it was cool seeing the cool modeling pictures, or the rants and leaving-forever-goodbyes... excuse me, kindly reviews for the new patches, but me knowing that I couldn't be able to play that kinda set a damper on my mood. And once summer ended, I disappeared- but contrary to belief, it really wasn't school that made me leave. If anything, school just made me more bored. There was a variety of reasons:

1) My parents' on/off relationship (they almost divorced AGAIN)
2) My cat dying of cancer in March
3) Her brother going blind and needing round-the-clock care
4) Being grounded for "not applying myself in school" (it should be known I'm an honor student ._.)
5) And finally, my personality changing. I'm going to discuss this more in the next paragraph:

So everyone knew me as the quiet, shy, silly but nice peacemaker there. (not pacemaker, I didn't prevent heart attacks. I'm a teenager, not a doctor.) And while I still try my hardest to stay polite, I can be loud and often rude with my points. I'm incredibly sarcastic now, and I feel it wouldn't be tolerated well on the boards.

"But dolphinz, didn't you come back around the new year?" Yeah, but that was during winter break, when I was incredibly bored. The forum was a way to ease my boredom. Once school started back up, my activity died down. That does make sense, right?

And for you nutcases who didn't notice, I've got a new layout. I'm picky. LOVE ME.

4.26.2011

So yeah hai

Hey guys.
Remember this one chick?
I think her name was... Dolphinz or something like that?
I could be wrong though.

4.09.2011

Happeh

So our beloved cat has hypertension. His blindness will be permanent, the only thing he can see is a bit of light, no shapes or colors. His blood pressure is skyrocketing: 204/185. However, the vet said he looks better than most 15-year-old cats, and he still has a few good years left in him. Taking this into consideration, she gave us medication to help him.

I HAVE A LIVING KITTEH.

4.08.2011

kitteh cats

I have three cats.
Two are fifteen.
One is five.
The girl fifteen-year-old one
got very sick
(drool and stuff.)
She had to be put
d
o
w
n.
The boy fifteen-year-old one
is very sick
(bleeding eyes and stuff.)
He may have to be put
d
o
w
n.
I am
r a i g
f e k n
---------------------->> out.

3.05.2011

Love Will Find A Way

My love, in this case, is the Sims. And for the first time in about 6 months, I will have it reinstalled and play it again, no complications.

SIMMINGSIMMINGSIMMINGOMGZYESH

Edit: Orrrr not. Sunset Valley apparently doesn't want to install.

2.21.2011

Bathtime is a great time to think.

And invent the stupidest, most absurd song in the world.

(Chorus)
(There's a hammer in my butt
There's a hammer in my butt
Hammer in my butt
Yeah, a hammer in my butt)(x2)

Hammer:
Hey hey girl, I appear to be stuck
I'm sorry about this, I really like ducks
That line was totally out of context
And now I'm sure you're completely vexed
Hey hey babe, this is just a glitch
Hopefully soon it gets fixed
But not by EA, three guesses why
And just so you know, I believe I can fly!

(Chorus)


Hahaha, don't ask.

2.20.2011

2.12.2011

On the subject of real life...

Many of my friends on various forums were chatting about this new game called Real Life. They'd talk about it all the time, like "I need to get a Life"If everyone's supposed to get one, I figured, hey, why be left out?

So I headed down to the local gaming store and asked for a copy of Real Life. They said it can be very challenging and some people play it wrong which ends up ruining them, so they simply gave me the trial version and told me to go nuts.

I threw the game away a week later, disappointed. While the graphics were amazing, there was only one land to explore, all the characters were pretty much the same (either preppy teens or overprotective parents) and it was loaded with extra work (this homework stuff takes forever to complete, and the reward is only satisfying after two months!) Plus, all the power-ups and extra features are terribly overpriced. i'm not paying that much for a shirt, no matter how cute it is!

However, people kept raving about Real Life, saying there are millions of lands to explore, and you can create your own future and become your own person. They said the game's an free-play, "sandbox mode" game, which I love. And the screenshots they provided me blew my mind. I had to have this.

Once again, I headed down to the game store, and begged them to let me buy the full copy of Real Life. I was denied this privilege, however, as apparently you have to out of high school to own a full copy of Real Life. I find this confusing and rude to minors, but they informed me of things in the game, things nobody should ever have to know of.

Horrible things.

So, I'll just have to wait out, oh, five more years to buy my copy of Real Life. But I've been told it's worth the wait, and every day I get closer!