That plan worked well

I love how when I try to revive a blog, I get grounded.

And it's not like I snuck out of the house and got drunk or tried to run away with my boyfriend who's been arrested multiple times, nothing like that- I got grounded because I ate candy which belonged to my mom.

wat

And since I don't even feel sorry about it (I ate candy, she did not, therefore I gained something) she's insisting that I can't eat anything else sugary until I give her a genuine apology.

You guys, this is serious.
I'm never eating candy again.